American Society for Nondestructive Testing
Greater Philadelphia Section

February, 2006

FEBRUARY MEETING NOTICE

February 2, 2006

SPEAKER: Fred Murro
SUBJECT: Digital Radiography


DATE: Thursday, February 2, 2006

WHERE:Holiday Inn Select
4700 Street Road
Trevose, PA


TIME:6:00 PM

PRICE:$23.00


RSVP:Tony Gatti, 215-824-4000 by Noon, January 30th.

Stork MMA Materials Testing Labs
2 Pheasant Run
Newtown, PA 18940


MORE ON THE MEETING

There is no longer any doubt that digital imaging is the future of Radiography. Fred Murro is with Fuji Imaging, one of the front runners in digital systems. Come out and learn the state of the art, and what lies in the future.

THIS YEAR'S OFFICERS


Chairman/Vince Roding
Section Awards NDT Training & Consulting
610-461-6238

Vice Chairman/ Bob Rich
Education SPS Technologies
215-572-3485

Treasurer/ Fred Klock
Education/ ASNT/ASMI Volunteer
President?s Points 215-659-8424

Secretary/ Rich Bottari
Newsletter: Stork MMA Laboratories
215-579-7500

Director, Lester Jenkins
Assistant toKingsbury, Inc.
Chairman215-824-4995

House, Golf &Tony Gatti
ProgramKingsbury, Inc.
Committee215-824-4000

Tech. Awards: Pauline Derhofer


National Awards:Arnie Horoff
Retired
215-795-2539

Publicity: Fred Klock


PhotographyPauline Derhofer
V.F. Roding Training
610-461-6236

Newsletter by e-mail

We are very close to using e-mail only for this newsletter. If you have an e-mail address registered with ASNT and are not receiving the newsletter by e-mail there is something wrong. Please call 215 659 8424 or e-mail afklock@comcast.net and have Fred correct your e-mail address. If you would like to continue to receive a snail mail copy of this newsletter each month call Fred at 215 659 8424.



GRAND PRIZE DRAWING


THIS YEAR THE PRIZES WILL TOTAL OVER $1000.00! Each time you attend a technical meeting this year, your name goes into the hat! At the April meeting, one or more names will be drawn for a gift certificate to Best Buy for a TV or other items. The more meetings you attend, the more chances you have to win. Please remember that you MUST be a member in good standing and MUST be present to win.

Our thanks to those who have generously contributed so far:

MX Industrial$500.00

Vince Roding$250.00

MEETING CHANGES

Please be aware that due to scheduling conflicts, meetings may not be on the first Thursday of the month. Please take careful note of the date when you get your newsletter.


PROGRESSIVE MEMBERSHIP
The name drawn last month was Les Jen?.uh, I mean Charlie Mishoe, of PRL Industries who was not present to win. The names for the drawing are taken from the current membership list from ASNT headquarters. If you are present at the meeting when your name is called, YOU WIN! This month?s pot totals $240.00 (thanks to Tony this month for the generous addition!)

PLEASE VISIT OUR WEB PAGE AT
GPASNT.ORG !

50/50 Drawing

The 50/50 drawing was worth $75.00 and was won by Tony Gatti. (That no good ^%$#@)

An additional drawing for a Car Vacuum cleaner was won by Rick Davis of JJ White.


THE LAST WORD
BAD PUNS!!
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

3. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

4. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

5. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well, It's Not Unusual."


6. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.


7. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.


8. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.


9. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.


10. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".

11. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

12. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."