American Society for Nondestructive Testing
Greater Philadelphia Section

VOLUME 12, No. 6 January, 2006

JANUARY MEETING NOTICE

January 5, 2006
SPEAKER: Byron Clingerman

SUBJECT: THE AUDIT PROCESS

DATE: Thursday, January 5, 2006

WHERE: Holiday Inn Select
4700 Street Road
Trevose, PA

TIME: 6:00 PM

PRICE: $23.00

RSVP: Tony Gatti, 215-824-4000 by Noon, January 2 nd .
Stork MMA Materials Testing Labs
2 Pheasant Run
Newtown, PA 18940

MORE ON THE MEETING
Mr. Clingerman is a member of the
Pittsburgh section of ASNT, serving on
various committees. He is an
experienced NDT auditor, so his talk
will be of interest to all of our
membership.

THIS YEAR'S OFFICERS

Chairman/ Vince Roding
Section Awards NDT Training & Consulting
610-461-6238

Vice Chairman/ Bob Rich
Education SPS Technologies
215-572-3485

Treasurer/ Fred Klock
Education/ ASNT/ASMI Volunteer
President?s Points 215-659-8424

Secretary/ Rich Bottari
Newsletter: Stork MMA Laboratories
215-579-7500

Director, Lester Jenkins
Assistant to Kingsbury, Inc.
Chairman 215-824-4995

House, Golf & Tony Gatti
Program Kingsbury, Inc.
Committee 215-824-4000

Tech. Awards: Pauline Derhofer

National Awards: Arnie Horoff
Retired
215-795-2539

Publicity: Fred Klock

Photography Pauline Derhofer
V.F. Roding Training
610-461-6236

Newsletter by e-mail
If you have an e-mail address registered
with ASNT and are not receiving the
newsletter by e-mail there is something
wrong. Please call 215 659 8424 or e-mail
afklock@comcast.net and have
Fred correct your e-mail address. If you
would like to continue to receive a snail
mail copy of this newsletter each month
call Fred at 215 659 8424.

GRAND PRIZE DRAWING
THIS YEAR THE PRIZES WILL
TOTAL OVER $1000.00!

Each time
you attend a technical meeting this year,
your name goes into the hat! At the
April meeting, one or more names will
be drawn for a gift certificate to Best
Buy for a TV or other items. The more
meetings you attend, the more chances
you have to win. Please remember that
you MUST be a member in good
standing and MUST be present to win.
Our thanks to those who have
generously contributed so far:
MX Industrial $500.00
Vince Roding $250.00

MEETING CHANGES
Please be aware that due to scheduling
conflicts, meetings may not be on the first
Thursday of the month. Please take
careful note of the date when you get your
newsletter.

PROGRESSIVE MEMBERSHIP
The name drawn last month was John O?Neil
who was not present to win. The names for the
drawing are taken from the current membership
list from ASNT headquarters. If you are present
at the meeting when your name is called, YOU
WIN! This month?s pot totals $210.00 (thanks to
Vince for the generous addition!)

PLEASE VISIT OUR WEB PAGE AT
GPASNT.ORG !

Ambition is a poor excuse for not
having enough sense to be lazy.

50/50 Drawing
The 50/50 drawing was worth $67.00 and was
won by Fred & Alyce Klock.

An additional drawing for a Crown Royal gift set
was won by Tony Gatti.

Additional prizes were won by Rich Bottari,
Barbra Rich, Arnie Horoff, Doug Bookholt, and
Dian Hermann.

THANK YOU

Thank you to those who donated door prizes for
our Christmas gala:
Kingsbury, Inc.
Vince Roding NDT Training and Consulting.
Shiavone Electronics
Stork MMA Testing Labs.
Bookholt Associates
GE Inspection Technology

A very special thank you to Pauline Derhofer for
her generosity in donating her time and talents
on the beautiful portraits of the attending
couples.

To see these portraits, please visit our
website: GPASNT.ORG.

THE LAST WORD
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't
get sucked into jet engines

Early bird gets the worm, but the
second mouse gets the cheese

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but
she left me before we met

Quantum Mechanics: The dreams
stuff is made of.

When everything's coming your way,
you're in the wrong lane.

When I'm not in my right mind, my
left mind gets pretty crowded.

Boycott shampoo! Demand the
REAL poo!

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged
with battery.

I poured Spot remover on my dog.
Now he's gone.

I used to have an open mind but my
brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I
made your horn louder.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in
the dark.

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense
of humor.

Wear short sleeves! Support your
right to bare arms!

For Sale: Parachute. Only used
once, never opened, small stain.

Corduroy pillows: They're making
headlines!

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice
cubes got stuck in my nose.

If you can't read this, you're illiterate.

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want
to paint it.